WhatI Learned last night.
Garters are for Seducing Men.
1. Yes the first black American president is about to be sworn into office. But I’d like to take a moment to pay homage to something we all respect and appreciate. Obviously I speak of French lingerie. The beauty and construction of such are magnifique! You have to remember that for French women underwear is key. Let’s discuss a particular case of lovely French inspired undies, as worn by Sarah on Friday at Artemis restaurant in Seattle. No I will not be commenting on the food. Who cares about the food, when we have fancy women in fancy French style lingerie to discuss. Let's discuss Sarah, although I know I was doing very well in the lingerie department, and I have no doubts Becky had on a proper matching set as well. All fancy franchophile girls will. In this particular case Sarah was donning underwear that celebrated all that is Sarah's genetic legacy, the genetic code of shear Barbarella. Such underwear should not be worn under anything really. Under WHERE? Let me describe:
This was not your run-of-the-mill matching panty set, but an entire contraption; an architectural feat, if you will. A structured black lacey vintage-esque high-waisted panty complete with shaping metal boning, yes metal boning, hidden within the French seams (yes this is an actaul seam style) of the panty, with rouched elastic stocking hooks attached to matching thigh highs! Very fem-fetale. All hidden beneath this black wiggle style dress; you know the kind that won't allow you to breath in, and the kind of dress that makes man and lesbian alike salivate in anticipation of finding out what could be hidden underneath. Well Sarah did not disappoint. How did I see this? Well naturally she brought Becky and I to the girl’s restroom to show and tell, and as I said before this underwear should not be hidden. UnderWHere?! I mean really it had metal boning... in the panty!
I request some one establishes a fund to buy me this for my birthday. Who says I can’t get something out of this blog.
2. A dress makes no sense unless it makes men want to take it off you.
3. The trout and tri tip were very good.
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Wow. Just wow. I can't believe my underwear got an enormous paragraph in your blog! And not even a mention of the goat cheese ice cream. I'm glad the tri-tip made it in though. I love you Lorraine!
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