What I learned last night. Feb 7th

What I learned last night.
Ballard

1) One of the best fashion looks now days is the nonchalant look - the "whatever” thrown together look. But this thrown together look can required quite a bit of work, trial and error. Since I’m such a fashionista I know you tried really hard and spent an hour layering that outfit. I know because I do this myself – the time pulling everything out of my closet, trying it on, talking it off, this with that, layering it over something else, taking it off, throwing it on the bed or floor, all in the attempt at nonchalant look. Like I just "throw that on"… I’m one myself.

2) As with religion and girl dance groups that take off their clothes, you do not need to be too heavily involved in fashion, or Carrie Bradshaw, for it to totally screw with your head.....and you end up wearing layers of lacy lingerie over cargo shorts and pink and yellow flowered Betsey Johnson high heels. This believe it or not is a good look. The juxtaposition of the manly cargo shorts with the ultimate in femininity: lace, and of course not just one lacy top but like 3 different slip components. A highly fashion forward look! ...even if your friends don’t embrace it.

3) A good feminine tip: I learned at a young age and while in gymnastics that two layers of underwear is the best way to keep underwear from riding up your arse. The single pair in one layer that allow serious ride-age all the way up crack. This is general info and info that comes in handy when you dance on a girl dance group and prance around in front of girl group members and Italian stalkering cookie makers.

4) Be forgiving of the DJ wearing the long util-kilt. He just might be a seamstress and tailor and someone you identify with. Oh and the handle bar mustache. Bonus.

5) Be weary of the DJ with ulti-kilt and handle bar mustache who asks you to come listen to his set on a Sunday at midnight.