What I learned when dancing behind a sheet:
**Note: dancing Behind, NOT UNDER sheet.
1) Wow Alex, aren't you a lucky man? Three women, one bed sheet, one camera, and one swanky song: Harlem Nocturne. Wait...this sounds better than it actually is....
2) Yes I know most people know this already, but, when dancing behind a sheet being used as a makeshift silhouette-ing curtain, a strategic placement of the sheet and the light exists in highlighting an exaggerated, slim body.
3) Be sure to keep in mind it is always about the profile... Hats and nipples make lovely silhouettes. Who knew?! Apparently one may use ice to perk up one's nipples. When Mary, forever now known as Sexy Bird Women, surprises you with her expertise on this subject, choose not to ask how. But take her ability and know-how as inspiration.
Additional tidbits learned from Mary Sexy Bird Woman and Madeline:
4) Whether you're facing front or back, it doesn't matter, it looks the same. It’s the side view that's got all the goodies. AM I preaching to the choir here?
5) A standard format song will make life much easier when choreographing and assigning parts.
6) Being clothed and doing anything is way more sexy than being naked and acting like a bird. But Flappy thighs and pecking are a good thing behind a curtain.
On another note! Errrmmmm....
7) Postr Seaside Jazz Fest. Traditional Jazz is best done by old men three times Lorraine’s age. Thank you Seaside Jazz Fest and Titan Hot Seven. Madeline, Seaside Jass Fest thinks you are innocent but you soon will be dancing behind curtain without shirt.
8) To know the Smoking chef you must understand his love and knowledge of Soul music 1951- 1975. Kind of like you have to understand what a prostitute is in order to know what a geisha is. 9) Every man should line up a girl to serve them a scotch each evening of the week. I hate scotch. Tastes like dirty ashtray and licorice. But I volunteer to serve it... three times daily....and bring you coffee in the AM...
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